Jettalli

spankerella:

brightlotusmoon:

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Story time. I was looking for these at the hardware store not too terribly long ago and didn’t know what they were called. When a sales associate asked me if I needed help, I said I was looking for the drunk octopus hooks and held up my fists in a boxing pose.

She knew exactly what I was talking about, though.

nnugatoryextravagance:

This has no right being this fucking funny

whats ur favorite bird?

Anonymous

gerardtweets:

anon you have just opened pandora’s box

My favorite particular bird is the Pfeilstorch! This is a piece of taxidermy from the early 1800s currently on display at the University of Rostock in Germany.

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In the early 1800s, natural historians and biologists did not know where birds went for the winter. They just disappeared. Some people thought they hibernated like bears, or turned into fish (!!) or flew to the moon (!!)

Cut to 1822 when a this bird was found in Germany. It was still alive, walking around with this spear in its neck. The spear was made from wood that only grows in central Africa. The German biologists determined that the bird had been speared in central Africa and then flew north to Germany. This was how they figured out that birds migrate with the changing seasons.

totallyuniquelily:

friendly-asteroid:

friendly-asteroid:

Who wants to see my cat totally brave and not at all scared at the vet

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Excellent. Here she is, being super brave:

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bunjywunjy:

anais-ninja-bitch:

everythingfox:

birb magician

(via)

how did this bird escape a hieronymous bosch painting?

she’s trying to bribe you to let her go

ezae10:

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A small window of time

onion-souls:

lewisaur:

wilhedivahater:

theyarenotaboy:

Put this in the MOMA

a year later this is still the funniest video on the internet and i can’t even adequately explain why

wow

It’s a perfect blend of several major kinds of comedy: confessional, relatable observation comedy (who hasn’t had someone make an incorrect presumption based on your appearance?), absurdist prop comedy, and character comedy revolving around her looks, voice, and mannerisms. And reclining (almost) out of frame is the perfect button on the skit. It’s comedy genius.

onion-souls:

lewisaur:

wilhedivahater:

theyarenotaboy:

Put this in the MOMA

a year later this is still the funniest video on the internet and i can’t even adequately explain why

wow

It’s a perfect blend of several major kinds of comedy: confessional, relatable observation comedy (who hasn’t had someone make an incorrect presumption based on your appearance?), absurdist prop comedy, and character comedy revolving around her looks, voice, and mannerisms. And reclining (almost) out of frame is the perfect button on the skit. It’s comedy genius.

fatsexybitch:

guooey:

I’ve got another orange cat video to show….

He’s got his own dinner theme

yamujiburo:

this is cute af hello???